Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[punchymemeboi]

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[toastpotent]

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

[toastpotent]

various exhibits

[lunar-landscapes]

Reblogging to add my personal favorite college door from my hall

[segabassfishing]

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[madness-and-gods]

NO 😂

[bagelcollector]

I’m George RR Martin 

[mairzydotes]

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

[syntaxtree]

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[coelasquid]

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

• Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
• Sweatpants count as a look
• Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
• “Haha that’s gross let me see”
• Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
• Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
• Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
• Laying on random surfaces

[ad-asterism]

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[freshmoviequotes]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[doctordisaster]

The United States of America (1865-2018)

[skipinouterspace]

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[pokemon-personalities]

hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!

[theblogofeternalstench]

#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough  (pocketsfullofpixies)

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[thats-tea]

[thepunchdrunkpoet]

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

[thepunchdrunkpoet]

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness]